I love my life as a dickhead x2

I love my life as a dickhead.
All my driends are dickheads too.
Come with me. Let’s be dickheads.
Bein’ a dickhead’s cool.
Haven’t you heard?
Bein’ a dickhead’s cool.

At this point it’s just annoying to deny being a hipster,
but I hear it so often it’s rubbin’ raw like it’s a blister.
Where I’m from that shit’s an insult worth a punch right to the kisser,
but I’m over it. Won’t throw a fit. I see the bigger picture,
and my swag’s become a fixture, bitch, so take some fucking notes,
and admire all the mixtures of my swagger stupid clothes.
Yeah, this song is kinda dumb, but it’s reactionary so
I’m a product of my environment. That’s time well spent fa sho.
When I say, “No I’m not,” don’t tell me, “that’s what hipsters say.”
and if you say some shit don’t be surprised when I get in your face.
I’m just tired, oh so tired, of being labeled every day,
and that complaint’s fuckin’ annoyin’. Hate that it’s one I gotta make.
So please, please, please make no mistake and think I’m something that I’m not.
I don’t have a stupid Tumblr filled with stupid indie shots,
and I don’t walk around in public hummin’ the newest indie rock.
I’m just a dude who can appreciate a pair of argyle socks.

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And yeah my bike’s got one gear but it’s not a fixie. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Course my glasses are fuckin’ real. Stupid bitch please SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Yeah I bought this at Goodwill. Man, it kinda fits me. You’re just stuck up.
Rich kids suck, but I don’t need duckets to look fresh as fuck motha sucka.
I got luck. It’s on my side every time I walk into a thrift store.
Find the coolest shit. I rule at this. The king, hope I don’t hit yours.
Spend a dollar. Look like gualla. Fresh to def, yep, when I dip forth.
Nice Oakley’s. bet you paid like $140 ‘less you hit a bumfuck outlet store.
Dumbass.
Forget I said that. I’ll keep spittin’. I’ll admit that I’m unusual.
Won’t deny it. I just like lookin’ fly, gettin’ high, and makin’ musical
creations all explainin’ what’s on my brain. If you listen you would know
I’m not a fuckin’ hipster. I just need shit to be beautiful.

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