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lyrics
I stay trippin’ through life. College boy Jack Sparrow.
Compared with how hard I try, still Easy Wide of straight and narrow.
Number of close calls I had would chill your bones down to the marrow.
Tomorrow’s a borrowed tarot, uncertain as Erol’s airshow.
Man I’m a pharaoh, monumental in this bitch
among these stencil pencil dicks
waitin’ for a prince with a pen. Hope the slipper fits.
Best thing about your shit’s the beat. Think I might hit a lick.
I had to spit, get a fix of truth. Kinda cruel but don’t throw a hissy fit.
These prissy bitches busy switchin’ they positions,
hypocritin’ on religion, gettin’ shitty: bad decisions.
Woops! I been there but I got a mission.
Just hopin’ I could be different.
Ya feerl meh?
Coolio, coolio, indisputably groovy flow.
Slick, slick, slick, slick.
Coolio, coolio, That tutti frutti booty woah what?
Motha fucka.
I’m on my Groucho shit: big glasses, stupid moustache.
Once I’m a household hit won’t ever have to make a comeback.
Yo on the down low, my business is committed but I could use some slack
or some love taps. Gotta get my ass in gear, go big. No cutbacks.
My buzz is at that thunderclap man I could sit and chill a sec.
I’m wobblin’. Brain is throbbin’. Hit that bong for like a millisec.
Yeah, and then another, then another.
Been a mess but next I guess I’ll rise above aha!
Motha fucka, I been up on my game
tryna make myself a name recording stories of pride and shame.
Shoutout New Orleans livin’ in that pourin’ rain,
but it’s all good. Someday I’ll make that hall of fame.
Coolio, coolio, tell your friends my music’s dope..
Slick, slick, slick, slick.
Coolio, Coolio, sit back, relax, enjoy the show.
We got a long way to go down the rabbit hole.
"Advice Column" is a new collaborative project featuring tracks written, recorded, and produced remotely during quarantine. Bandcamp New & Notable May 14, 2020